Let's Get to Work

Here is where I’m supposed to tell you how amazing I am. Dazzle you with my brilliance. Impress you with my professionalism. I’m supposed to shovel it on pretty thick.

Boy, are you going to be disappointed. I’m full of myself, just not that full of myself.

I’m a copywriter who happens to own a tiny advertising agency. This copywriter part is important, I am and always will be a creative. Yes, writing is an artform. And yet, I suck at writing about myself, that’s not my job. My job is to tell you about my clients. I like to think I’m pretty good at that. Or at least that’s what my mom used to tell me.

By now you’re figuring out that I’m not normal. I’m okay with that. Being different makes for some of the most interesting creatives.

If after all of this you want to connect with me, please know that I have nothing to sell, and I’m not looking for anything to buy. No salesperson will call, and I ask that no salesperson call me. I’m here talking about marketing and advertising.

I told you I ain’t right.